1. breadmaakesyoufat:

    when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason


    (via asassybitchjust)

  2. davefrancool:

    I’m gone

    (via k999)

  3. monobeartheater:


    a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

    what the fuck

    (via zackisontumblr)

  4. saddestblogger:

    "hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"


    (Source: saddestblogger, via dutchster)

  5. stacksbreadup:

    This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

    (via lindsaylohangmyself)

  6. catholicnun:

    i want to talk to you but im ugly

    (via dutchster)

  7. dortios:

    when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake


    (Source: waaycest, via dutchster)

  8. save-spock-and-roll:

    when no one in class is ready for the test


    (via laughingstation)

  9. lanashiftdelrey:

    coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents


    (via k999)


    He’s back

    (Source: kabean, via k999)

  10. alt-j:

    when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

    (via dang-bby-yu-str8)

  11. i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

    (Source: vampiregrill, via yerassisgrass)

  12. (Source: squidwurd, via friendly-dentist)

  13. westbor0baptistchurch:

    When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death


    (via awwgo)