1. mylifeasqueenb:

    girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

    (via ilizadrew)

  2. commongayboy:

    *listens to lana del rey once*

    (Source: 420pink, via fuckingfunny)

  3. appledevice:

    hold on guys i have to take this

    (via laughbitches)

  4. vivianvivisection:

    jonesdavid813:

    h0llo:

    Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

    no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

    keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

    (via l-aughterr)

  5. chidoree:

    if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

    (via zackisontumblr)

    ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

    jibblyuniverse:

    :)

    this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

    (via ii-do-what-i-want)

  6. skellettes:

    sneak peek from 50 shades of grey!!

    (via googlechromosomes)

  7. floppycat:

    *passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

    (Source: proshchai, via awwgo)

    the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

    (via fckyouimpizza)

  8. z-eniith:

    this happened

    (via laughingstation)

  9. kingcheddarxvii:

    He’s here

    (Source: meanie-in-a-beanie, via dutchster)

  10. doppelgender:

    the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

    (via chicken-fingers)

  11. fictivetruism:

    current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

    image

    (via laugh-addict)

  12. "I guess"

    I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

    (via toodopetoexist)