1. yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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    (via laughbitches)

  2. bagmilk:

    eating really nasty food at someones house

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    (Source: heteroh, via laughbitches)

  3. smacked:

    when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

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    (Source: straightenedlimbs, via dutchster)

  4. hentai1080p:

    when the back of my neck gets tickled
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    (via dutchster)

    baerials:

    This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

    (Source: sizvideos, via awesomeyouare)

    (Source: ppennson, via awesomeyouare)

  5. fukkkres:

    u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

    (Source: awwww-cute, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  6. obveously:

    pizzatomb:

    imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

    i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

    (Source: exeggcute, via funnybro)

  7. dajo42:

    When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  8. rakshas:

    tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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    (via theregoesjellydonut)

  9. shinygays:

    Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

    (via dutchster)