1. burritno:

    spongebob hitting people where it hurts

    (Source: zhukini, via dutchster)

    This makes me happy.

    (Source: sizvideos, via dang-bby-yu-str8)

  2. negritaaa:

    TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

    Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

    TSA: why do u always do this?

    (via dutchster)

  3. city-glow-after-dark:

    mahlarchuck:

    atlasnerd:

    swaginageorge:

    seeing a hot guy walk by like

    image

    Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

    It would be a mistake not to

    "Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

    (via theregoesjellydonut)

  4. daximed:

    Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

    (via dang-bby-yu-str8)

  5. girlpal:

    f is for friends who do stuff together

    (Source: facebook.com, via toodopetoexist)

  6. thecursedknight:

    owlgoggles20:

    Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

    Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

    It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

    He was #1

    Oh god this has to be the best one yet

    (via awesomeyouare)

    (Source: sandandglass)

  7. aimso:

    Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

    image

    How I feel after waking up from naps.

    image

    (Source: copernicus-qwark, via nixoncockery)

  8. nosdrinker:

    slutgarbage:

    Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

    the bar has never been lower

    (via viktordvornikov)

  9. (Source: pepemcmichael, via ignoreo)

  10. soft-communism:

    soloses:

    why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

    image

    ❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

    (via algeabra)

  11. travelling-dildo-salesman:

    kwantsu:

    gentlemanbones:

    professional-shitposting:

    BLOWN

    THE

    FUCK

    OUT

    FUCKING OBLITERATED

    HOLY FUCK LMAO

    DECIMATED

    (Source: memewhore, via premiedonna)